Anti-missioning

I fell asleep and almost died running lvl 4 mission trying to fix my security status. After warping out in 50% of hull I gave up and decided that mission running is unbearably boring.. Another option was to go to 0.0 and try ratting there but from my previous experiences I knew how mind numbing that can be so I quickly discarded that option. I needed a solution, my goal was to have fun in this game and blow up stuff without being exposed to boredoom of killing npc, not being forced to participate in blob fights and at the same time not loosing a security status so I can have access to trade hubs. There is a factional warfare which is pretty cool and I am interested in exploring this aspect of the game in the future.

For the time being I moved my operations to Heimatar region and quickly made some interesting acquaintances, to add to hilarity he came back a minute later wanting a revenge in this failfitted Rifter. One of the students from EVE University was clearly falling behind in his study and I had to give him a private tuition ungrateful sod hasn't spilled any tears and quietly warped away in pod . Lustrevik has proven to be overflowing with ill fitted ships flown by aggressive and trigger happy carebears and I had to move swiftly. My apetite grew with every fallen battlecruiser so in search for a bigger targets I jumped next door to Isendeldik. First scan revealed a Maelstrom slaughtering group of Angels, my completely peaceful intentions were met with this angry response

[ 2011.03.12 22:18:07 ] (notify) You successfully salvage from the Angel Large Wreck.
[ 2011.03.12 22:18:09 ] Malekif > if you want to die quintes go ahead and try

I spotted wreck with some loot and decided to check what's in it, nothing of an importance but any loot is a good loot as far as I am concerned so I picked up whetever was in the wreck and moved on.

[ 2011.03.12 22:18:18 ] 800mm Heavy 'Scout' Repeating Artillery I belonging to Malekif barely scratches you, causing 258.9 damage.
[ 2011.03.12 22:18:23 ] Valkyrie I belonging to Malekif lightly hits you, doing 16.0 damage.

Now that's very uncalled for. My Orca alt is still in training so I have to swap ships in station. Sitting in my Hurricane I was wondering whether it is worth going back, he probably warped away, docked and is going to wait out his aggro, I braced myself for long aggro extension session and undocked. I sat for a moment in a safe spot near the mission thinking what do do, maybe just forget it and scan another mission but this bear really was asking for it.

[ 2011.03.12 22:26:09 ] Malekif > btw guys we have a ninjasalvager in the system name is Quintes
[ 2011.03.12 22:26:16 ] Malekif > he also likes to steal stuff

Now I have been called worse than ninjasalvager in this game but insult is an insult and had to be punished. Directional spotted Maelstrom back in mission 5 minuted before aggro expired. Warp engine lighten up and medium rack modules were overloaded before landing. I landed 16 km from him, he must have felt very confident in his big scary battleship and didn't even try to run.

[ 2011.03.12 22:29:15 ] (notify) You have started trying to warp scramble Malekif [WECH](Maelstrom).
[ 2011.03.12 22:29:18 ] Your group of 220mm Vulcan AutoCannon II lightly hits Malekif [WECH](Maelstrom), doing 384.1 damage.

Web held him in place and NPC did most of the job, that was one of my fastest kills.

[ 2011.03.12 22:30:33 ] (notify) Warp Disruptor II deactivates as Malekifs Maelstrom begins to explode.

I think that made him rather angry, I am cutting some local spam below.

[ 2011.03.12 22:31:05 ] Malekif > fucking asshole
[ 2011.03.12 22:31:11 ] GazzCrawford > who ?
[ 2011.03.12 22:31:21 ] Qintes > \o/
[ 2011.03.12 22:31:25 ] Malekif > quintes
[ 2011.03.12 22:31:29 ] Malekif > is gonna die now^^
[ 2011.03.12 22:31:32 ] GazzCrawford > dude the guys making cash
[ 2011.03.12 22:31:44 ] GazzCrawford > he's laughing at you
[ 2011.03.12 22:31:54 ] Malekif > I dont care
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[ 2011.03.12 22:32:29 ] Malekif > well he didnt make anything
[ 2011.03.12 22:32:41 ] GazzCrawford > he did
[ 2011.03.12 22:32:45 ] Malekif > nah
[ 2011.03.12 22:32:46 ] GazzCrawford > he;s made you angry
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[ 2011.03.12 22:37:43 ] Qintes > so melekif are you going to keel me with your mighty vigil now?
[ 2011.03.12 22:38:15 ] Malekif > I dont care I have enough money to pump missionship after missionship out^^
[ 2011.03.12 22:38:20 ] Qintes > cmon mate im tanking 5 bs here
[ 2011.03.12 22:38:36 ] Malekif > losses like this are calculated, and you make maybe 5 million out of the pissy mods :D
[ 2011.03.12 22:38:50 ] Malekif > youre not even there
[ 2011.03.12 22:39:14 ] Qintes > course i am i have to pick up stuff i jettisoned to loot your crap

I was in his mission at the time to pick up cap boosters I jettisoned to make room for his loot.

[ 2011.03.12 22:39:32 ] Malekif > youre just a coward thats all
[ 2011.03.12 22:40:07 ] Qintes > couldnt put it better myself, i leave heroic deaths to losers like youreself
[ 2011.03.12 22:40:52 ] Malekif > maybe next time youre not so lucky eh
[ 2011.03.12 22:41:35 ] Qintes > im good at lottery man, im the best
[ 2011.03.12 23:13:54 ] Malekif > someones afraid lol
[ 2011.03.12 23:14:04 ] Malekif > pussy :P
[ 2011.03.12 23:15:57 ] Malekif > well youre afraid to die
[ 2011.03.12 23:17:08 ] Malekif > ahh are we afraid to lose the implants when I pod you yes? so bad

I changed back to Vigil and salvaged all his wrecks while he followed me in RF Firetail. Damn if I only knew he wants to pod me in high sec! Only 2 days ago I installed set of implants if I only knew :P.

[ 2011.03.12 23:24:40 ] Malekif > cmon take somthing you looser
[ 2011.03.12 23:25:27 ] Vicious Warslut > lol
[ 2011.03.12 23:25:51 ] Malekif > I knew hes just talking
[ 2011.03.12 23:25:53 ] Qintes > you seem upset Malekif, holding a grudge or something?
[ 2011.03.12 23:26:04 ] Malekif > well im waiting you promised
[ 2011.03.12 23:26:14 ] Malekif > and now you do nothing
[ 2011.03.12 23:26:25 ] Malekif > gotta mean something you know
[ 2011.03.12 23:26:36 ] Qintes > on the contrary i salvage your mission you tailing me god knows why
[ 2011.03.12 23:27:18 ] Malekif > yeah you salvage all the little shit I left for poor people to pick up
[ 2011.03.12 23:28:06 ] Malekif > hes salvaging all the small wrecks for real XD
[ 2011.03.12 23:28:16 ] Qintes > every little helps my friend, its the difference between smart and dumb, some people are willing to throw away maelstrom on a whim, i will just pick up the pieces
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[ 2011.03.12 23:32:36 ] Malekif > of course hes a noob
[ 2011.03.12 23:33:02 ] Qintes > yep im a nob and you are experienced, lost mael to my cane :P
[ 2011.03.12 23:33:20 ] Malekif > I dont care youre a fuckin coward^^
[ 2011.03.12 23:33:26 ] Malekif > whata mael lol
[ 2011.03.12 23:33:50 ] Vicious Warslut > rofl
[ 2011.03.12 23:34:01 ] Vicious Warslut > so sad :p
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[ 2011.03.12 23:34:53 ] Malekif > to bad you have to rely on your prick skills to make a living lol
[ 2011.03.12 23:35:23 ] Malekif > he made like 8 million from my wreck maybe even less
[ 2011.03.12 23:35:43 ] Malekif > quite some isk for over an hour of work
[ 2011.03.12 23:35:48 ] Malekif > wohooo lol
[ 2011.03.12 23:35:53 ] Qintes > *hangs head in shame* yes i did, but its your fault for having shit fit
[ 2011.03.12 23:36:03 ] Malekif > I dont need more
[ 2011.03.12 23:36:17 ] Malekif > why would I fit expensive shit if theres no difference
[ 2011.03.12 23:36:27 ] Vicious Warslut > ur too poor to fit more :p
[ 2011.03.12 23:36:34 ] Qintes > and he calls me a noob *rolls eyes*
[ 2011.03.12 23:36:42 ] Lia Suchong > sigh.
[ 2011.03.12 23:36:45 ] Lia Suchong > smacktalk.
[ 2011.03.12 23:36:50 ] Malekif > erm dmg is the same sufficient tank all I need
[ 2011.03.12 23:36:54 ] Qintes > its great isnt it :P
[ 2011.03.12 23:36:56 ] Lia Suchong > so nice to see in local on a boring day....
[ 2011.03.12 23:37:05 ] Malekif > I dont need expensive 40 million mods to run effective :P
[ 2011.03.12 23:37:07 ] Qintes > saturdays are always fun
[ 2011.03.12 23:37:24 ] Malekif > because some noob like you tries to take it away and I laugh XD
[ 2011.03.12 23:37:50 ] Qintes > always happy to provide entertainment for a pro like you
[ 2011.03.12 23:37:56 ] Malekif > yep thank you
[ 2011.03.12 23:38:16 ] Malekif > wonder how much money you got 50 million?
[ 2011.03.12 23:38:35 ] Malekif > I mean you killed me with a cane lol you dont even have money for a T2 ship
[ 2011.03.12 23:39:02 ] Qintes > yep im poor, want to donate to my t2 fund so i can stop stealing from you?
[ 2011.03.12 23:39:12 ] Qintes > and become decent member of eve society?
[ 2011.03.12 23:39:26 ] Malekif > look and you didnt even do much damage because you rely on npcs to make dmg how sad is that^^
[ 2011.03.12 23:39:40 ] Qintes > i cant afford expensive ammo
[ 2011.03.12 23:39:58 ] Malekif > see 9 million what you made this mission alone gave me 40 million so far
[ 2011.03.12 23:40:03 ] Malekif > youre pisspoor lol
[ 2011.03.12 23:40:36 ] Qintes > i broke man, give me a 5 mln if you made 40, ill buy a decent ship and go missioning like all good people
[ 2011.03.12 23:40:48 ] Vicious Warslut > malekiff, ur actually an idiot for attacking him while under fire of npc's :p
[ 2011.03.12 23:41:13 ] Malekif > nah he was sneaky he came with a vigil, and I shot him while he stole stuff^^
[ 2011.03.12 23:41:33 ] Malekif > and I wasnt quick enough to warp out when he was back so I dont care :P
[ 2011.03.12 23:41:51 ] Malekif > my next mission ship will have a scrambler and then ppl like him are toast
[ 2011.03.12 23:42:04 ] Qintes > yeah it only tok me about 11 minutes to come back in cane, it wass like a lightning
[ 2011.03.12 23:42:24 ] Vicious Warslut > lol
[ 2011.03.12 23:42:30 ] Malekif > well you were lucky to warp in that close to me thats all
[ 2011.03.12 23:42:34 ] Jake McCord > blah, blah, blah.
[ 2011.03.12 23:42:36 ] Malekif > I was already aligned
[ 2011.03.12 23:42:40 ] Malekif > nooby
[ 2011.03.12 23:42:47 ] Malekif > you were very very lucky :P
[ 2011.03.12 23:42:57 ] Qintes > yeah i told you im a pro in lottery
[ 2011.03.12 23:43:10 ] Lia Suchong > hm. smacktalk. counter smacktalk. all leading to one thing: more tears and boredom.
[ 2011.03.12 23:43:25 ] Qintes > tears are good, dont dis it
[ 2011.03.12 23:43:27 ] Malekif > Im just wondering what drives him^^
[ 2011.03.12 23:43:34 ] Malekif > look at the km he made 9 million
[ 2011.03.12 23:43:38 ] Malekif > lol
[ 2011.03.12 23:43:51 ] Jake McCord > nothing more boring than smacktalk.
[ 2011.03.12 23:44:33 ] Malekif > he probably hoped for some shit with faction mods or whatever
[ 2011.03.12 23:44:36 ] Lia Suchong > the ship was worth 122 million.
[ 2011.03.12 23:44:45 ] Malekif > but he didnt get it
[ 2011.03.12 23:44:51 ] Lia Suchong > in truith he made somming more valuable than a measly drop.
[ 2011.03.12 23:44:51 ] Jake McCord > drop in the bucket
[ 2011.03.12 23:45:20 ] Malekif > quint you should go to jita and scam that makes more money
[ 2011.03.12 23:45:30 ] Qintes > my alt does that
[ 2011.03.12 23:45:33 ] Lia Suchong > bah
[ 2011.03.12 23:45:38 ] Lia Suchong > worthless waste of breath
[ 2011.03.12 23:45:52 ] Malekif > see hes a prick lol

What an angry young men, he left system after that. Now to put things right I dont have an alt who scams people in Jita, not yet anyway :P.